kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

kilometre zero times zero by manu françois April 15, 2017

Behind the times 

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

Behind the times by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

A negative times a negative is a positive 

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

A negative times a negative is a positive by Grimgold April 21, 2019

What’s two times a parable? 

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

What’s two times a parable? by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

win up to five times by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Your mother times 3 

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

Your mother times 3 by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

i sneezed three times 

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

i sneezed three times by the match was rigged November 15, 2019