Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning

"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021