polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

Polish Popsicle

when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.

Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Sniper

The girl is laying naked on her back and her man is standing on his head at her feet, jerking off upside down and trying to shoot her in the face with his load.

dude, i totally shot her in the face like a polish sniper!

by kickdude June 22, 2010

Polish Campaign

Adolf Hitler's campiagn to invade Poland. It sparked World War II because Britain and France declared war folowing thier threat to Hitler.

The Polish campaign included Stalin too.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Polish Smile

The ass-crack of a builder who's bending over.

That builder just gave me a Polish Smile while picking up his tool.

by Turtle84 October 25, 2012

helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

Polish Wetwipe

When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.

I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.

by Aechmac August 7, 2021