Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.

by Tofurkey August 30, 2013

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop March 12, 2014

Take place

To happen. Generally used for events like parties and celebrations.

The rock concert will take place in the main square.

by Матеус February 04, 2016

take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

by ssssifu January 18, 2011

take turns

(of two or more people) do something alternately or in succession.

We take turns on the night shift

by N.A.Q October 22, 2016

take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

by D'arcy-Starr McIntosh August 02, 2005

take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 05, 2014