Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009

Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.

I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.

by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

Mass of two shits

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits

by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.

i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....

by assassassin123 September 2, 2009

Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

by Gallaballer August 23, 2014