suicide attempt 

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

suicide attempt by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

suicide lane 

when there's a median lane that cars going in both directions can turn left in.

we almost went head on with another car in the suicide lane

suicide lane by chillcat May 30, 2003

suicide pass 

Noun/Verb, pertaining to ice hockey.

When a player passes the puck to a teamate, but miscalculates his speed and puts the pass slightly behind him. This makes the reciever of the pass turn his head to try and catch the pass and leaves him open to a check that will destroy his spine.

The dumbass gave me a suicide pass, and I got hit so hard my head touched my toes.

suicide pass by Weens September 24, 2005

Suicide by Murder 

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

Suicide by Murder by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

suicide text 

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

suicide text by texter0020 December 21, 2008

Suicide (Drink) 

A legendary beverage mixture usually made in the dining section of a fast food restaurant that tastes something akin to bubblegum. Typically using 3 or more drink options mixed together.

Though only a true pleb goes for anything less than ALL available options.

"Dude. Did you see that?!"
"Yeah, Erin just got a suicide (drink)!"
"A suicide?"
"Yeah. A suicide just means she just mixed all the drinks!"
"What a badass."

Suicide (Drink) by PickleRiiick January 13, 2018

Suicide Search 

When you're looking for specific information on a search engine site and you either a) type in keywords that are so vague, you're guaranteed not to find what you're looking for, or b) you type in something that could be misconstrued so something completely different come up (usually beause it was too vague.)

~A~
Person1: I need to look up information for my book report. "Search: Harry Potter."
Person2: Whoah, dude. That's a major suicide search. Try "Search: Harry Potter, chapters 1-5."

~B~
Person: I think my dog might be going blind. Let's see, "Search: Blind Dogs." ..."Dogs for the blind, Dogs helping the blind, Dogs leading the blind..." Oops. "Search: Symptoms for Dogs going blind." ...There we go. Stupid Suice Search...

Suicide Search by Kirby92 August 19, 2008