stabs

Eric Case

Eric stabbed me today, But apparently it was my fault according to him. "Maybe you shouldnt of swung your arm into my knife" says eric. I guess he's right, it was my fault, im a douche.

by nasty nancy June 2, 2004

stubby holder

When one gets extremely intoxicated and passes out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his arse.

Arrgghh look at the monkey. Can't handle his piss. Stick a goon up the bastards arse.

(moments later)

Look at him. Look at the stubby holder.

by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005

stubble bubble

When the loose skin of one's testicles is bunched up, and made to look like a chewed piece of gum.

Male 1: "Hey bro, want some stubble bubble?"
Friend: "Ye-- Ew what the fuck?!"

by Stubbley November 15, 2015

spubs

An acronym for shit, puke, urine, blood, and semen to describe an especially dirty, often urban, environment or object.

Gross. That mattress is spubs.

by buttlebean November 24, 2019

short and stubby

short and is really buff

that man is very short and stubby.

by suck me daddy 12 January 21, 2020

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

stubird

A devilishly cool Volkswagen campervan (the older the better, preferably orange). Named,unfortunatley after a hideously ugly ginger he/she. Who is rubbish at skating, does NOT "scrub up well" and is rather up-herself (with no reason)!
Also available-the MINI stubird

On seeing a rather splendid example of a clapped-out old Volkswagen campervan;

"Wow, what an awesome stubird!"

by Rose January 29, 2004