stache venue

a really hip place to be. you'll know that you're in the coolest place in the world when you're surrounded by dudes with mustasches drinking pbr wearing american apparel v-necks.

first i saw a hoard of track bikes outside, then there was the incessant drone of a shitty noise band, it didn't take long until i realized i was at a total stache venue

by vanishingscentmusclerub August 4, 2008

Stachey

Having a larger than life confidence about yourself whilst having a mustache. Even if they shave the mustache they forget it's gone and the douche-bag personality continues.

Brad was being awfully Stachey today at lunch.

by ur2fatterthanme September 9, 2013

merk-stache

a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.

Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.

by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

stache

To mess something up in a dirty way.

You sure stached up that project.

by Andrew H June 18, 2006

Dirty Stache

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

skochie

A word originating from Danville Va. It defines a female who has exceded the dirtyness required to be a skank, but lacks the fashion sense and self-richeous demenor of a hoochie mama.also known as a triffalin' bia

" Ugh. i can't belive that skochie wore that skirt with no panties , you can so see her stuff when she sits on that bar stool. Yo, remind me never to sit there."

by M.C.Mc. June 22, 2006

tampon stache

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.

dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!

by erinito June 23, 2007