A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.
I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.
by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009
Get the Even Stevenmug. A show of plump characters, Thin characters, And plump... and thin at the same time characters...? The show follows 4 Gems, One of which is half human half Gem, Known as the Crystal Gems, It's a good show, And has good animation and story, It's depressing and funny.
by 🌸a e s t h e t i x🌸 July 5, 2018
Get the Steven Universemug. by bitchface76 April 28, 2010
Get the Steven Leonardimug. 
The hottest man to walk this earth
Also a great singer in the group Aerosmith putting out such hits as Walk This Way and Dream On
Also a great singer in the group Aerosmith putting out such hits as Walk This Way and Dream On
by loveableme33 January 11, 2005
Get the steven tylermug. A FRIKIN' AWESOME guitarist. Best known for playing in Billy Idol's band and co-writing and playing on the albums Don't Stop EP, Billy Idol (1982), Rebel Yell (1984), Whiplash Smile (1986), etcetera, etcetera. Long story short...Frikin' A!
by Abercrombie_surfer November 21, 2009
Get the Steve Stevensmug. The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
Get the Ted Stevensmug.