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3/4 Stealth Mode

The term used to describe a way of positioning your vehicle's windows so that they are 3/4 of the way rolled up. If the vehicle has rear windows, those windows should line up exactly with the front. This also accentuates the lines of the car and creates a smooth look while rollin through the hood. It is not uncommon to see this on a beater that has a purple flake paint job and twinkies but hasn't bothered to fix his A/C.
Gangsta 1 : Dat ride is hot, yo!
Gangsta 2 : Yeahh, and he's rollin in 3/4 stealth mode!
Gangsta 1 : Hot to death!
Gangsta 2 : I'd do that in my Dodge Neon, but my rear windows have cranks...
Gangsta 1 : You a fag dog!
by Da Internet Gangsta July 28, 2008
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Tennessee Alka-Seltzer

A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.

The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
by Ben Erman July 4, 2007
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sheltie

A person that does not have an active knowledge and engagement with the larger harsher world. This distance from what most of us consider reality cause shelties to say ignorant and foolish, but mostly incredibly aggravating things.

a sheltered person
All these punk-ass shelties are up in my face.

And I said to the sheltie, "NO!!! YOUR PLACE IS ON THE FLOOR!!"
by Isaac45 May 8, 2006
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Spelt

Spelt is a complete sentence that means, "Put your seatbelt on now!"

Years of telling countless children, repetitively, to put their seatbelt, was condensed into a simple command, "Spelt!" "Spelt." or "Spelt it!"
Spelt it now Buster or I'm pulling over this SUV!
by Candycasa December 3, 2009
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Stealthing

Removal of a condom during sexual/homosexual intercourse without mutual awareness.
The man was condemned for a 'stealthing' incident.
by Jamie0101 May 21, 2017
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Stealth Mode

whenever you give the sincere appearance of paying attention when someone is talking to you, but your mind is really somewhere else and not paying attention at all.

Similar to verbal handcuffs, except you at least have to keep your eyes open in the conversation and look at them while the first person is talking.

This could be because you are tired or just plain do not care about what the first person is saying and drift in and out mentally of the conversation. While the first person may think he/she is talking to a real person, he/she is probably really talking to the wind as far as you are concerned.
Robert: So how was the date with Samantha last night?

Ronald: Dude, lame. She started talking about her dead ex, so i went into stealth mode until she stopped talking. Then she thanked me for being such a good listener.

Ex. 2

Reverend: God be with you!!

All: And also with you!

Reverend: Today I'm going to talk about <chatter>..........

All: (Stealth Mode until it is time to leave)
by mainbwana March 24, 2010
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StealthBot

Best B.net bot around with many features. they also lie about when a new version is coming out. fools
What kinda bot is that?
Stealthbot 2.6r3
by The VoW February 5, 2009
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