Penis Stealer

A sorcerer, typically African that is purported to steal, or rapidly shrink the genitals of a victim, typically male. Different stories of Penis- Theft hysteria have been seen in different areas of the world. In Senegal, for example, cannibal witches or impotence spells cast by sorcerers can be used in a penis theft. This is believed to be an epidemic, with 20 witches accused of penis stealing being lynched in Nigeria in 2001, and 12 in Ghana in 2002. As recently as 2008 a mass- hysteria of taxi drivers in Congo wearing gold rings believed to be penis stealers.

That man is a penis stealer.

by IcanSEEyou 69 November 23, 2019

Sellers

a cool kid who doesnt involve himself in things that will make him look uncool, and who touches himself whilst looking at computers made by the brand 'Excalibur'.

guy 1: wow what a cool kid
guy2: yeah, he's such a sellers

by conroooy November 24, 2010

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

Dedicated, Die-hard, Loyal, Loud, Appreciative, Non-shit talkers (we let our team do the talking for us) Non-bandwagon jumpers, Proud, Generous (we gave sports many innovative ideas, ie:the terrible towel, tailgating, traveling with our team, which includes cities across the country) The only proud fans that can lay claim to 6, count them 6 of 7 Superbowl Trophies, with at least another in our sights. We don't mind paying the money to watch our team, We don't care if we are the only fans who care that we won a Super Bowl, wouldn't you be as well? Proud that we got to have 6 out of seven winning Super Bowl parties, it only gave us 6 more excuses to drink beer. Proud that we had the pleasure to watch a shit ton of super star athletes win our town 6 out of 7 NFL Titles. Not only have we had the pleasure of winning 6 Super Bowls, but 3 Stanley Cups, and 5 World Series as well, that's a lot of ticker tape parades. Pittsburgh, a drinkin' town with a football problem! Never did understand why so many hate Pittsburgh Fans, and it's not just football, it's hockey as well, forget baseball, we know we suck, and it's not like we talk crap on other fans, in fact we are the friendliest fans in the NFL, go to any Steeler game in Pittsburgh and meet the fans, we will party with you, and feed you while our team is smacking yours around, but we will be friendly. :)

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

by A1SteelerFan December 16, 2011

Stellar

1. Of or relating to perfection or excellence.

2. Successful, victorious.

3. God-like (with rancid breath)

1. Van really copped it. He should know not to mess with stellar.

2. Bulls-eye...That was one stellar shot!

by Livsta July 25, 2007

firework seller

someone who tries to sell others low quality fireworks at a high price to make a bit of extra cash

frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller

by nimrod09 October 23, 2009

ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.

ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.

by corrine criter June 27, 2006

stellar

To fuck one over; screw

Derivitive of the ship, the M/V Stellar Sea, which treats its crew like shit and doesn't pay worth a fuck.

I just got stellared hardcore by Whinihan.

by Unknown Processor April 12, 2004