Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Spunk Brother / Sister

A half sibling via your father

ie from his 'spunk donation'

usually applying to promiscuous men with more than one family.

I didn't know you had a brother/sister - Oh he's my "Spunk Brother / Sister"

Underlining the fact that the relationship is not a close one.

by Big Superfuzz April 2, 2009

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho

Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014

fun spunk

a term first used by Avid Merrion in his series "Bo Selecta", meaning to ejaculate

after i pulled out i fun spunked all over her face

by 623046 August 24, 2006

spunk bucket

Australian slang from the '70s to the early '90s. A spunk is an attractive person, while a spunkbucket is an incredibly attractive individual.

Streuth Mike. Have you seen Bill's new missus? She's a total spunk bucket.

by Fapnapkin October 26, 2016

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009