Spudly

1. Being as dense, dumb or as downright retarded as a potato(spud).

God damn that stock boy is Spudly as fuck.

by Bob Dolle March 10, 2008

spudfucker

Slur for someone of Irish descent.

Jon's nickname was "Paddy McSpudfucker"

by JiggaJim March 24, 2003

dick spuds

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

Spudge

Verb; To administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.

What is the problem Jon?
Well Mr. Heiner, I was spudged before class.
Oh no. Go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.

by Designer Nigloo's January 21, 2011

Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

spudnuts

A person who can shock , surprise or irritate.

He was a spudnuts.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009