I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

Screw Love

Art of showin' someone love if u really deep into bangin' screw music like u do.

Every member from Screwed Up Click show screw love, cus it's a family thang.

Maan, i done went to da Screw Shop and dem boyz out there showed me some mad screw love.

I bang screw so i gotta show some screw love.

by Screwmatic August 13, 2008

screw

sheffield slang: to get angry or annoyed; to rant, complain

if me mum finds out i've took that tenner she'll screw

by black market baby January 19, 2008

screw head

Pronunciation: (skrOO'hed"),
—n.
1. the head or top of a screw having a slot for the end of a screwdriver. See diag. under screw.

-slang.
2. One who is hopelessly stupid or incompetent.

“Listen you fuckers, you screw heads…here’s a man who wouldn’t take it anymore, who stood up against the scum, the filth, the deadheads.” - Travis Bickle

by RPH May 25, 2006

man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.

"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."

by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004

screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".

I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.

by lhitch November 21, 2010

screw

To express displeasure in ones suggestion.

Girl: You want to go to the movies toight?

Guy: Screw

by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003