China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

by mike December 26, 2004

spanishLION

the most awsome thing ever to happen to the world

man i am so glad spanishLION happend

by spanishLION October 9, 2008

Spanish kiss

Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.

I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.

by Lil.mayo December 30, 2018

Spanish Tint

A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.

My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010

Spanish Raping

Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.

Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!

by Jake From Statefarm August 20, 2013

sprungish

When you like a boy or girl a lot but it hasnt formed into anything serious... yet.

Girl 1: I really like this boy
Girl 2: Well are you guys going out
Girl 1: Well no.. not yet
Girl 2: Oh so in other words your sprungish
Girl 1: Guilty

by CCHScowgirl February 9, 2006

Spanish Teacher

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

by Michael Weber October 10, 2005