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split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan April 19, 2006
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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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splitter

Someone who swallows a little and then spits a little
Kate: Jared said spitters are quitters but I hate swallowing. :(
Sally: just be a splitter
by splitter666 May 29, 2019
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split

can mean to escape quickly, or a term for describing a dirty slut. (reffering to her twat)
"oh shit, cops, we better split" or "damn that bitch is split"
by phil margera May 4, 2003
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splitop

The act of opening a soft drink can's top
There is nothing a refreshing as the sound of Coca-Cola splitop.
by Softdrinker June 23, 2011
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splibo

I always get stuck next to a splibo on the bus.
by clydedog August 22, 2009
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Splitizen

An individual with multiple citizenship.
Charles has a dual citizen ship. He is Bermudian, and American. He is therefore a Splitizen.
by donaldj February 22, 2010
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