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spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts
Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate
by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017
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Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.
by lafantasma October 11, 2019
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Spanish Superman

When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.
I just did the Spanish Superman with her.
by SpanishSuperman October 23, 2011
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9th grade spanish

Jarod brought a fucking scooter to spanish class and now we made a dance move out it.
9th grade Spanish is funny because he's here
by Jaroko January 16, 2019
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spanish thank you

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.
I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.
by Cold feet February 10, 2015
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Spanish Doughnut

The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.
I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.
by ColdHeartedCatfish September 25, 2010
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