spanish stove 

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

spanish stove by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Spanish Superman 

When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.

I just did the Spanish Superman with her.

Spanish Superman by SpanishSuperman October 23, 2011

spanish maid 

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.

Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)

spanish maid by Alex E #8 April 19, 2008

Spanish Doughnut 

The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.

I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.

Spanish Doughnut by ColdHeartedCatfish September 25, 2010

Spanish Meat 

The act of punching someone directly in the genitals so that they are in extreme pain and fall to the ground like a little girl.

"Do that again and your gonna get a Spanish Meat, i mean it!"

Spanish Meat by katiemoney February 26, 2010

Spanish Armada 

The talented set of players brought in by Steve Archibald when Ardrieonians F.C., so-called because they were of Spanish nationality. With this group of new players added to the squad, led by Steve Archibald, it was thought that Airdrieonians might have revived their hopes of success, although few would have expected them to reach the heights of the 1920s, when Ardrieonians came second place in the Scottish League Championship, won the Scottish Cup and toured Norway and Sweden. Alas, despite the valiant efforts of many, including the loyal Joey Rowan and later Steve Archibald and his Spanish Armada, Ardrieonians finally went into administration in 2002, having become mired in debt. It is commonly acknowledged, however, that they live on in the new team, Airdrie United, formed from what was Clydebank, then renamed and moved to Airdrie and their strip also features the famous diamond design of the Ardrieonians.

It could be said that the Spanish Armada was a last-ditch effort by Airdrieonians to avoid bankruptcy. It alludes to the Spanish fleet sent to conquer England by King Phillip of Spain and the historical football term is not related to the historical military term in any tangible way.

Spanish Armada by arealdunbarpoo December 14, 2011

Spanish olive 

A romanitc love making technique, whilst a woman ever-so gently reclines on her backside; pass through her outer labia into her vaginal oraface, palm up, rotate 180 degrees, and force the finger back and through the anus pushing out the pink inner flesh out of her exit, resembling a Spanish olive.

"Linda was being a bit of a bitch in the sack, so I thought her father would appreciate knowing that his daughter was the first example of the ledgendary Spanish Olive."

Spanish olive by Mustache Rash January 11, 2012