Kraje soiler

A name given to someone who constantly soils everything - multis, gear, lovelife, sports bog te jebo I bet he’s even soiled his gače. Still a lovely cunt tho.

You’re soiled again, Kraje Soiler.

by Jojppac2 November 23, 2021

maja sommer

The nicest person you’ll ever meet meet! Maja is pretty, smart, attractive, and any other amazing words wou can think of she’s very intelligent and cute. She’ll always be there for you. Maja is the best person you could ever meet. Maja is also very attractive and boys will always be shocked and

maja sommer is a great person

by vrpill June 5, 2022

Irish Somersault

A sex act in which one person with an erect penis and one with a vagina, also who look like each other both somersault simultaneously, causing the penis to enter the vagina as the two complete their somersaults. The two then hold hands and rub up and down until climax.

Want to irish somersault tonight?

by sexdevil8892 December 3, 2023

Serial soiler

A person with very poor bowel control who has repeatedly shat themselves either out of laziness or lack of control

MAN: *stood with a brown stain on his pants*
BOY: “look mum it’s the serial soiler”

by Urban man202 August 2, 2024

Ella Sommers

Ella Sommers is the real name of ‘Juliette Ferrars’. Her name, memories and identity as daughter of the Supreme Commander of Oceania was wiped out from her and she was given to (Paris) Anderson, Soon to be Supreme Commander of North America, and was adopted by Evelyn and Eric Ferrars.

Ella Sommers went through a lot in her life.

by defnotsedi February 12, 2024

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome

A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”

WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.

Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.

by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026

Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.

Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.

by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025