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Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces
Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude
by knightyal October 18, 2019
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Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.
She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.
by Sentiel May 29, 2020
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Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!
by yoshi12 October 10, 2014
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Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.
Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"
by Semi-eggquatic February 6, 2021
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Soggy avocado

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.
by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019
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soggy pizookie

When one person is laying down and another is on top fucking their mouth until they both cum simultaneously
Adam and I did the soggy pizookie last night
by TheSoggyPizookie June 11, 2017
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soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob
Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.
by dograw April 15, 2019
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