Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

soggy mcchicken

A female with an extremely soggy vagina

" I just ate that soggy McChicken "

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017

soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018

Soggy Poggy

When you release your smooth ejaculate in her ass and spread her cheeks so hard her asshole makes an O resembling the Pog Man

Jaquis: Hey wanna try the Soggy Poggy?
Kyle III: I will shoot you
Jaquis: Go ahead daddy

by Non Long Shlong March 16, 2021