Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

smugglers

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers

You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...

by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007

sluggage

Bits of squashed slug, usually the result of stepping on a slug.

"I don't like the idea that every time I get up in the night to go to the toilet I have to turn the light on because I might have a bit of sluggage between my toes."

by trentonchase January 21, 2009

Snugglologist

A person who is an expert in the field of snuggling. Often times a Snugglologist is also a snugglebunny.

Eric couldn't go to lunch with his coworkers because he had a critical snuggling session with his Snugglologist.

by Penguin and Baxter March 10, 2007

netflix and snuggle

JUST NETFLIX. JUST SNUGGLING. NO SEX.

Me: Hey do you wanna come over and Netflix and snuggle?
He: What's that
Me: It's like Netflix and chill minus the chill.
He: Nah no thanks

by MSGina April 9, 2016

duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017

Snuggs

short for "snuggles"

Gordon: *cries*
Sophia: ugh, *snuggs*

by bored.. ya August 10, 2009