Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
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also used as an adjective when referring to things going right/easy.
also used as an adjective when referring to things going right/easy.
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by Goontavious III Gonnius II January 16, 2025
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Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Janet: “If you could marry any vegetable, what would it be?”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
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out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done
the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence
in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done
the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence
in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
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by Chewbaccasfatass March 20, 2021
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by peekinnie March 20, 2021
Get the p0es_petty_spouse mug.A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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