cell phone snobbery

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

by Jackie826 January 15, 2011

cell phone snobbery

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

by jackieo826 January 17, 2011

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010

shober

The mental clarity of skinny shoroity girls between their first and second wine coolers.

No Ossifer, I've only had two shmirnoff ice coolers. I'm shtill shober!

by BlogJuana.com April 1, 2003

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

Snoobers

1) Pine Nuts
2) Snow Birds, Juncos

1) Hadi snoobers?
2) A: Dude, snoobers are here.
B: Hott!

by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009