Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Like A Snail

Meaning anthing from awesome, to stupid. This saying is also kinda like "like a boss".

Bout to get some new kicks, like a snail!

by Rich Tickles March 24, 2011

Tickle the snail

Rubbing the clit with the index finger.

Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."

by Audrey Alexis October 1, 2010

Mexican Snail Trail

The act of a male smearing his pre-cum on the back of the females neck,leaving what appears to look like the trail of a snail.

" Cleatus left a sticky Mexican Snail Trail on the back of Susans neck"

by TheJackMeister March 7, 2009

the snail

when u take "A" nut and roll it to the top of your penis....then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail....if it doesn't your probably jewish.

Matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

by bigjewdick February 22, 2008

Butt Snail

A Butt Snail is when a male cums into females ass then she drags her bum on the ground like dog leaving a trail of cum

I heard that Breanne is such a Butt Snail

by Getsmashed41010 January 24, 2019