Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

by Sideways23 September 29, 2021

Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023

athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

by lotion_god November 20, 2021