smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.

I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.

by kingbee921 June 14, 2019

Hill Smoothie

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.

I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.

by Ilikewhiteteddybears March 16, 2021

smoothie cubes

Awesome/Cool/Sweet!!

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!

by sohotrightnow March 14, 2011

smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 29, 2015

baby yoda smoothie

Something only pewdiepie will drink

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

Fruity smoothie

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 02, 2020

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 September 11, 2017