slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

San Francisco Slurpee

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.

Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.

by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

Herpe Slurpee

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

slurpee

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008

Turd-Slurpee

I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!

Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 24, 2003

canoli slurper

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

by ddythrax June 26, 2008

Slurping

To beg someone to do something they don’t want to do.

That guy has been slurping me to dance with him all night.

by Bubor June 12, 2018