slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Slow minded

Somebody who lacks the brains to know how to stop fighting,
A person who plays video games to the point their eyes fall out, Or somebody with an IQ count of -3.

The people at my job are so slow minded, they may as well play video games for the rest of their lives.

by Syndicate May 25, 2007

slow karate

Slow Karate doesn't go that fast.

Fucking hell, I love that song...

by ElleyChaos January 1, 2004

slow death

Slow Death is another term for the San Diego Area, named so because of the shitty punk scene.

I hate living in Slow Death.

by youthenasia April 3, 2008

Slow Motion

Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.

Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."

by LogJammer August 30, 2014

slow kid

a person who does dumb things, unknowing of its dummness

Blond: i like the one with the glitter

Girl: they all have glitter slow kid

Blond: i still like the one with the glitter

by Squillium Fancyson March 4, 2008

Slow your "row

A term that one may say, when they are not aware of the accurate way to say " Slow your ROLL".
Since we all know the word "row" is most likely to be associated with rowing a boat, we obviously realize it has nothing to do with the correct pronounciation/ spelling and meaning of "Slow your ROLL".

"The accurate way to say "Slow your "row" is Slow your ROLL.

Slow your roll on this subject. Just admit your wrong.

by no row here November 18, 2010