slow elevator

If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off

Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor

by THE SLOW ELEVATOR PRANKSTA December 8, 2005

slow screw

a drink made with o.j. and tequila

I ordered a "slow screw" at the bar

by Dave Slade September 25, 2003

Slow Up

An alternate version of slow down. Typically used in a sentence to tell someone to slow down.

Friend: Driving 200 on the highway
Me: Woah, you're going too fast, slow up!

by DarkhandMasturbates May 11, 2021

Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!

by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010

Slow G

When your cell phone connection drops to an unbelievable slow speed that dial up modem would be better.

Damn, my 4g just dropped fo Slow G.

by Pielz February 16, 2017

slow pooper

Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.

O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.

I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.

by superguuy November 19, 2013

slow bill

An endearing name for the slowest people on the earth, the ones that act like they are intoxicated most of the time. easily fall down or heart themselves, usually take others out with them.

hey look at slow bill, he just fell down because he stepped on a wasp in the living room

by ~DT~ March 5, 2009