Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

scamp

An insult nickname for a male with bad cleanliness in the bell end region, caused by not cleaning under the foreskin leading to a fishy or cheesy odour
(scampet)a person with scamp

Shut up scamp!
(sniff, sniff) awwww scamp! (in the presence of a scampet)

by LaGe||| December 13, 2003

slampig

A girl, or woman, who loves to be fucked in every hole on her fat body. Especially the ear. That girl who you would only fuck after a keg stand. Imagine fucking a pig.

Ashley Coleman is a slampig. She shit on the bed while fucking Luis.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.

by ACIABFSSASS May 21, 2006

sampino

a word given to a person that is of samoan and Filipino decent...

my dad is samoan and my mom is filipino, so that makes me sampino

by supersole March 21, 2010

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005