Spartan Ski Club

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!

"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."

by THE GINGER November 28, 2012

iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...

guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."

by Alpino March 15, 2010

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011