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Simping

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening
by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020
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Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina
Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.
by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021
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tea sippin diva

one who sips mad tea, take their sweet ass time, and is more of a diva then women are.
sean is such a tea sippin diva, he stay sippin that tea 24/7
by 0G-_-BL4Z3 June 1, 2009
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Skipping

Very happy while drunk or under the influence of drugs. Usually to a large extent. Unable to think correctly, move correctly, or act normaly but remaining extremely happy, even to the point of actually skipping
Damn, Travis is always skipping everytime I see him.

We were skipping hard last night!

You down to skip tonight?
by SomeoneExtremelyImportant July 20, 2011
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shipping

The practice of transporting freight by sea.

Some people seem to think this term has to do with fictional characters and their love lives. Grow up!
My wealthy grandfather was a magnate in the Greek shipping industry.
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Skipping Class to Do Laundry

How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.
"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy

"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.
by Robert Louis Landis April 5, 2005
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sippin' on Jody

The act of performing fellatio.

Background: Midwest 1990's. Thought to have been a reference to former MLB catcher Jody Davis (who was notedly friends with B.J Surhoff).
Though an injury sustained in a game of lawn darts prevented Patrick from having sex with the maid, he was able to convince her to sip on Jody for a couple minutes.
by C. Krueger Ivy League October 1, 2004
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