Homer Simpson

Probably one of the greatest cartoon dad, alongside Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown and Bob Belcher.

To 'Pull a Homer Simpson': (informal, humorous) To succeed despite idiocy.

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 03, 2020

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David simpson

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David simpson

by Unpickleable64 April 02, 2022

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YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 27, 2014

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Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 21, 2017

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