Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.

Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!

by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012

Billy Simpson

A large man who will eat you out of house and home and also such a hoot.

My fridge is empty, bet it was that billy Simpson

by Kulkin June 6, 2020

O J Simpson

1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.

O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.

by Matt Mapplah January 15, 2009

Simmons

Attractive loveable scamp......

Mexican.

1.Oh that kids such a simmons.

2.Shutup Simmons.

by NotADawson May 3, 2011