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Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
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Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 8, 2023
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Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
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Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being
Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.
Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"
by Chaarons May 17, 2022
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Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
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It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy
Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple
by Loamfy February 11, 2023
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