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Shmeeker

Someone who acts/thinks they’re cool or tough, but really isn’t.
1: Brooo Calvin is such a Shmeeker
2. word man
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Shmeenus

Man, your shmeenus is so big, bruh!
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Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… then when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. I have a Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can

say it in public’.”

🎼“Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶
by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
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Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.

(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a

Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we

can say it in public’.”

🎶 “Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶
by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
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Sheegwa

What's Sheegwa, BlueCatRiolu meowed?
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Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”
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Gojo Shmeekmeek

A 2 team, 24 player Balkan game where the players stand on a enlarged chess board surrounded by a monopoly board with middle eastern village names on it. You are given a 2 handed rectangle shaped tennis racked and toss a large smush melon ball into the air and try to eliminate players on the other team by getting the ball into the square they are standing on. If you miss the players square and land in a empty square, the player who hit the ball has to move to that empty square. If the ball lands in their square or hits the player, they are eliminated and the team that hit the ball gets to play a turn on the monopoly board, which has the same rules as regular monopoly. In all four corners there are 1 player revive card, in which the team can use to revive one player. Whoever has the most money before a full team is out or the 90 minute countdown ends, wins the game.
Yo wassup fool, Me and Max Julian were gonna join the game of Gojo Shmeekmeek that the rest of the hood is playing. You wanna join fool?
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