Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Shlud

A weird fat bloke with a fresh low taper fade every week. Insists he's skinnier than he really is. Good at nothing and has a weird head and name.

Mate, I swear Shlud is the biggest loser I've ever met. That guy is the biggest Shlud in history.

by Sickinthesheb May 13, 2025

Shlurple

Shlurple Shlurple Shlurple. Also the son of PunksOut and a Corporation and Cult in the name of Shlurple.

What up my Shlurple?

by Shlurple May 22, 2025

shlud

A fat person with a fresh fade

Shlud got his weekly fresh fade to distract from his weight.

by OhGui May 28, 2025

Shlumgisburg

A word refering to the time of the PEAK two-week minecraft phase

"Bro this shlumgisburg was the best"

by Smaster3 July 17, 2025

Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025

Shlud

A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.

Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"

Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."

by shludlover July 31, 2025