1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
by ghoof June 11, 2006

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007

by ill fresh kila beez niple bite nazty dong beotch January 8, 2004

A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 19, 2011

by Randybobandy October 3, 2017
