Shirt Changer

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.

Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.

by I_cant_stop_these_thoughts November 17, 2021

shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour

Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz

by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022

Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021

Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.

"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.

by Enimz June 1, 2012

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017

Rip-Shirt

The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.

"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.

"Dude...yes."

by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012

shirt wiener

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.

by CandyLandy December 2, 2009