one who always wears a shirt because they are embarrassed by the way they look especially while swimming.
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Bubba had consumed more than his fair share of beer that night, as evidenced by his blitzkrieg shriek upon entering his trailer the next morning
by not bubba August 5, 2007
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Shirley will say..."She didn't need to get that attitude! Someone needs to tell that bitch what's up"
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