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by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im single March 24, 2021

Shpingle

Verb, to shpingle, the act of tripping over, or accidentally jerking on someones catheter.

When David Blaine was entombed in ice, he was accidentally shpingled.

by Al Fresco September 16, 2008

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater

Come down here you little Single Speeder!!

by FLiveroay June 10, 2010

Single Maning

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.

I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.

by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011

single eiffel tower

The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.

A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"

Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?

Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!

by TowerMe November 21, 2017

pin shiggler

When someone tries to get their dick in the hole, but keeps missing, bruising their penis.

Josh. A pin shiggler. He can never find it.

by lllllllllllllx April 20, 2014