c-shift

C-shift was invented so A-shift and B-shift didn't have to work every other day at the fire station. They are in touch with their feminine side. If you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the Lifetime Channel or Dancing With the Stars. Forget about football or any other sports. C-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. Their favorite day is station day. In fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. When they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, aprons, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. C-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. They also complain about everything. If a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. Last but not least you couldn't depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. If their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45AM they would all die. In conclusion the "c" in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.

I am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn't anyone to relieve me yet. Good old c-shift relief......

Who filled up the DVR with "Dancing With the Stars" and erased the football game? It must have been c-shift!

by Mr smith 1890 May 5, 2016

shiftcommathree

A clever way of saying "I Love You"

Stems off of the overused symbol "<3" in which you hit the SHIFT key then the comma key and then three.

Lyke ohemgee Kyle I totally shiftcommathree you even more now that you bought me dinner!

by Shelbings June 3, 2005

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

Hell Shift

A hell shift is a particularly bad work schedule for any given day. Usually a hell shift involves working more than 12 hours in a continuous block, but it could also reference a late night shift followed by a lengthy early morning shift.

Today I am working a hell shift; my shift requires me to get up at 5am and work until 7pm. That's hell.

by Cranks March 20, 2011

The Paradigm Shift

In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.

Specifically "The Paradigm Shift" refers to a certain oft discussed and theorized shift in social groups concerning several different intersecting social circles. The Paradigm Shift did not happen within the originally proposed timeline of the spring of 2008, but new evidence has come to light suggesting that The Paradigm Shift may still be happening, just on a larger timeline and consisting of not exactly the same changes as earlier expected.

"The Paradigm Shift" may still come to manifest itself in the first quarter of 2009.

by DYSTLLBLV? January 26, 2009

addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!

by michael foolsley May 24, 2011