Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015

the shelleys

when you're hungry or have already eaten but could still eat more.

Can't wait for this dirty kebab, I've had the shelleys all day.

by ca11um_6 July 13, 2015

finger smeller

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.

John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.

by zillarealm November 28, 2015

flower-seller

noun/1.prostitute or whore
woman who exchanges sex for money

Cindy:OMG I found an ad on craigslist written by Marsha- she's a flower-seller!!!!
Jan: Marsha? a flower-seller? she's way too much of a prude!

by sofarsopretty January 15, 2016

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018