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The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township
by Classic Dong January 16, 2011
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Shelby North Carolina

Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.

This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.

One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"

Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.

The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
Bubba "Im from Shelby North Carolina!"

Bo "Same here!"
by Ryan from Charlotte January 21, 2011
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Shelly

Did you just Shelly it up?!
by OGreat1 May 7, 2018
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Shelby

-too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without
"shit i forgot my 20 pound make-up bag"
"SHELBY DAMNIT!!"

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?"
"...shelby"
by keltttttttttttttsey March 29, 2008
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Shelby

A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.
Omg your friend is such a shelby!
by fenway all the way August 6, 2011
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shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008
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Shelby

Any girl that makes you believe you have something special with her while she actually has feelings for another guy. She leaves you in the friend zone.
She is such a shelby to you.
by SD_1985 September 30, 2017
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