Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"
Now that goat is shaved
by Instagram: haltemedhjalte December 01, 2019
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the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
by You pound em January 26, 2017
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meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him
antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.
by h00d rich January 25, 2007
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rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used
When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"
by Hubababuba January 17, 2019
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Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024
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Vajay-ja shave

Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you
by That thicc bitch (not) January 11, 2019
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shave the lawn

When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.
Can you go shave the lawn?
by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 05, 2019
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