Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.

"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."

by AvianEddy June 2, 2009

shamplade

Shamplade is a tee shirt company that was started in the midwest (Bowling Green, Ohio, home of the National Tractor Pull Championship). Started during the summer of 2003.

"Did you get that super-cool tee from Shamplade?". And all you have to say is, "Yes."

by Blake R Martin June 13, 2008

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

wooden shampoo

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

by lickity-split June 15, 2005

Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.

A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!

by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008

Sharpiefie

To use a Sharpie on anything that is not found in an normal office enviroment

You just Sharpiefied that zip-tie so it would blend in with the wood

by Gregie2012 November 15, 2009

Sharpie stigmata

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.

I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.

by basest August 5, 2011