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Soda Seal Bracelets

also known as fuck-me bracelets

When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.

If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
I don't wear soda seal bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.
by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005
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Wet Seal

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.
i really gave her the wet seal last night
by son of a beach October 14, 2009
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break the seal

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.
" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"
by Blahahaha February 4, 2006
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Sealion

Special little shit with an aptitude for getting it's ass kicked.
by SEALION SALTY June 28, 2017
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Navy SEAL

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
by Sylar January 22, 2007
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Seal

when someone has anal sex they get there seal busted and then are now called a seal
That dude is a seal, he got fucked in the ass.

Joey is a rainbow seal.
Chris is a wet seal.
B-seal.
by joeyisarainbowseal May 2, 2009
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sahale

I wish I was a sahale
by Urbenlover74y2615163u4 February 8, 2018
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