heather sedore

amazing, colorful hair, loves robert stanley dyrdek, and smosh, cool, your best friend forever <3, and popular!!!

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by heather sedore July 5, 2012

Intellectual Sodomite

Someone who claims to be an intellectual and selectively revises any subject matter to conform with an argument that supports their identity. Essentially ass raping facts and selectively picking information to make non-existent points that support their confirmation bias and support their own idea that they are an intellectually deep thinker capable of resolving ideas no one else can.

Karen destroyed the conversation at philosophy club with her intellectual sodomy by claiming that Nietzsche must have been a eunuch because there is no historical evidence of him sharing any dick paintings with women. Intellectual Sodomite

by Mathican July 26, 2019

Gabe Sedora

When someone fails at something so bad, and thinks they did good.

Damn you play like Gabe Sedora.

by biglips09 September 20, 2020

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 12, 2021

neapolitan sodomy

It's a normal sodomy in a virgin and tigh asshole or with anal inconfort and the guy cum in. When the bottom gone shit ther shit could be like neapolitan ice cream.

Oh shit neapolitan ice cream in the bowl?
Oh oh oh neapolitan sodomy! Honey!

by maldazar September 11, 2021

Bureaucratic sodomy

Bureaucratic sodomy, is the bullshit one receives, outside of the law, from the bully in authority exclusively to maintain their emotional zone of of omnipotence when one crosses paths formally.

I reported a map that was 180 degrees wrong to the said authorities, instead of turning it around it was removed and a new map was installed 135 degrees wrong, as an example of bureaucratic sodomy. My attempt to address this resulted in an email claiming the new map was to better inform people and the original map was still in place, basically implying I was off my medication, as an example of further bureaucratic sodomy.

by Bald Older Bloke. April 5, 2023

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023