“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

SCRATCH

A obsessed Jamaican that can only go around saying play Misty for me in the presence of Misty. While his wife is in the bed room getting down with five dogs naked wit a peanut butter jar. Yelling so scratch your ruining my orgasmo from the tongue licking dogs.

Scratch couldn't shut up riding his bike with the team yelling I know a girl named Misty that we can hack and abuse. Beg her to play Misty fir us .

by anonymous March 2, 2022

scratch

To call someone (or something) "scratch" means that they are/it is kinda crazy. Not in a bad way, but in an affectionate way. Like "He's so scratch!" meaning that he comes up with crazy ideas, some of them are so sick.

Josh had the craziest time on his trip; no too surprising as he is so scratch.

by ChuckBrown July 22, 2019

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Scratch bully

A person who won’t scratch your back

That scratch bully won’t scratch my itch

by Docnrg January 11, 2024

Scratch and sniff

doing a line of coke off a man's shaved ass while giving him a reach around.

So me and the boys were having a scratch and sniff they other day......

by Treeseph March 12, 2021