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scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.
As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.
by Darin Norman October 17, 2007
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Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.
1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!
by billySusan May 15, 2008
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scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.
person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...
by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009
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scotch bomb

A shot glass of scotch is dropped into a tumbler of scotch, drink is taken as a drop shot. Upon consumption, fellow bar-mates go wild and the shot taker slips out of consciousness.
"Yeah, son, we're doin SCOTCH BOMBS tonight!!!"

"Well fuck"
by K-man2001 February 6, 2010
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Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.
Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.
by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011
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Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!
by Tacotrex April 30, 2012
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Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.
I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed
by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014
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