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butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.
I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!
by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015
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Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
by Elipsis July 6, 2005
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scissorgasm

(noun) an orgasm one has whilst scissoring

a portmanteau of "scissor" and "orgasm"
Lezbo 1(in the midst of scissoring): Holy shit, i love the way your clit rubs against my meat pocket!

Lezbo 2: Mmm, fuck yeah! Keep it up for me babe, Im close to having a scissorgasm.

Lezbo 1 (as she scissorasms): AHHHH!!! Fucking A, it feels so good!

14 Year Old Asian Boy: FAP FAP FAP!!!1!
by The Fap Master March 19, 2009
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safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".
Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"
by Ceritus July 14, 2006
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meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.
"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"
by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006
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Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011
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Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .
Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?
by Unholy Cow October 19, 2010
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