sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

sandy poop

after having a long day at the beach you get one of these. It usually comes from sitting on the beach, surfing boggyboarding,body surfing, etc. Can also get in vagina. Feels almost like sand paper coming out, and can make a crunching sound at times. Getting it in the vagina can be very painful. If you do get in vagina, make sure to wash out before having sex because it can really ruin the inside of you if you do. Same goes for the gay men. if you get it in butt hole make sure not to have butt sex with your gay boyfriends otherwise it wont feel that great. But i dont care if you guys do it cause you gay guys suck ass anyway.

"dad, where is the toilet scubber i just had a sandy poop and the sand is everywhere?"

by asdfef December 28, 2007

Sandy Beach

a racist term to define umpa-lumpas Smurfs and other strangely coloured animals.

Woahh Jim I just noticed Charlie And The Chocolate Factory has ALOT of Sandy Beaches!

by Anonymous Snail August 1, 2011

Sandy Vagina

A freind or relative like Chad, who is in a bad mood when he goes camping.

Chad's being being a real Sandy Vagina.

by DJ Ghandi August 7, 2003

Hurricane Sandy

Alcoholic drink consisting of a watered-down Manhattan.

Bartender: What would you like?
Customer: Give me a Hurricane Sandy.
Bartender: A what?
Customer: A watered-down Manhattan.

by Scurvy_Dog_70 March 25, 2013

Sandy Vagina

a vagina with a light flakey crust of sand

I woulda ate that shit up like fried rice if she didnt have such a sandy vagina

by Fuda Muka November 26, 2002

Sandy Mangina

A man who acts like a woman (see Sandy Vagina).

My friend, Sandy Mangina, is a man, but acts like a damn woman.

by Bob August 1, 2003